With thanks to NH State Representative Bob Kingsbury.
"Kingsbury tells fellow reps there's link between kindergarten & crime"



Kindergarten Is To Blame
©2012 Beverly Woods

I went to kindergarten, I learned to tell the time
And that was the beginning of my life of crime

(Chorus:) Oh kindergarten, kindergarten is to blame!
I went to kindergarten and I have never been the same.


I went to kindergarten, began to learn to read
And to organize my cubby - skills every criminal needs

1 and 1 are 2, 2 and 1 are 3
I should have stayed home learned my social skills from TV

2 and 2 are 4, 4 and 1 are 5
Send the paddy wagon, kindergarteners have arrived!

2 and 1 are 3, 3 and 3 are 6,
My moral compass broke in kindergarten now it can’t be fixed

3 and 4 are 7, 4 and 4 are 8
I went to kindergarten and that sealed my awful fate

4 and 5 are 9, 5 and 5 are 10
Education is expensive, well let’s try ignorance then!

Kindergarten’s evil and Head Start is depraved
Thank heavens for the budget cuts, our children will be saved!




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